man, I knew that shit was gonna be rich assholes. sucks for the crew and their families.
99% of the time, the only innocent passengers to bite it in a helicopter crash are like medical evac/flight patients, and after seeing what those companies bill them for a flight… personally I’d rather die cooking to death in helicopter gas than get the bill for that shit.
at least with a crash, the insurance would probably have to pay out enough so my funeral could be catered all you can eat/buffet style and like maybe we could license Kansas - Dust in the Wind to play while everybody is stuffing themselves with Mac n Cheese and ribs.
i’ve only been to two funerals in my life and was not hungry in either case… which was good because the only thing there was shitty little sandwiches and chips
man, I knew that shit was gonna be rich assholes. sucks for the crew and their families.
99% of the time, the only innocent passengers to bite it in a helicopter crash are like medical evac/flight patients, and after seeing what those companies bill them for a flight… personally I’d rather die cooking to death in helicopter gas than get the bill for that shit.
at least with a crash, the insurance would probably have to pay out enough so my funeral could be catered all you can eat/buffet style and like maybe we could license Kansas - Dust in the Wind to play while everybody is stuffing themselves with Mac n Cheese and ribs.
i’ve only been to two funerals in my life and was not hungry in either case… which was good because the only thing there was shitty little sandwiches and chips
if people aren’t emotional eating at my funeral, they aren’t celebrating my life.
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