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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Due to Recent Events

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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Due to future events.

    • aeronmelon@lemmy.worldM
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      Due to interdimensional events.

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    If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.

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      If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        Ironically a yellow fluorescent jacket makes you invisible. Combine that with a random lanyard and they probably let you into the pentagon.

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          As someone who’s been that guy quite a few times, no. It’s hard enough to talk my way into a secure area even when I’m supposed to be there. Places like government buildings absolutely do not let you in without the right credentials.

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    I’m guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.

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      It was the spirits?

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      Alcohol did nothing wrong.

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    It’d be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.

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      “C’mon, let’s go find a place that’s spirit realm inclusive!”

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      Yeah what the fuck

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    “Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?”

    Y…
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    “Alright that’s enough, c’mere bitch…” as she lunged at her.

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      …SSICA IS, NOT STACEY.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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        This is the real answer because YES and NO are their own things on the board; they don’t need to be spelled. 😌

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    Clearly people weren’t ending sessions properly, leaving spirits stuck and overcrowded in the establishment.

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      Always free your spallocs.

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      “Seth summoned the ghost of his Nana and forgot to release her. That was three months ago. She’s still here and she keeps moving shit around behind the bar. Last week she swapped all the kegs around and filled the ice maker with clamato. Real fuckin’ funny Nana!”

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    I think it’s probably because some chrizzo complained, but I hope they’re actually alluding to paranormal activity

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    !askouija@lemmy.world must be furious!

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    ah yeah, the ouija incident

    by clicking the above link to tvtropes.org you indemnify and hold harmless ebolapie@lemmy.world for any lost time, lost productivity, damage to property, health, or vocabulary, and all other tvtropes-related-life-ruining events

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    Due to bad reviews “Got food poisoning. Died. / Ghost”

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    Using ouija boards as serving trays and food carrying boards was certainly a bold move.

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    deleted by creator

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