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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

I'm afraid we've been bamboozled

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I'm afraid we've been bamboozled

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • The Quuuuuill@slrpnk.net
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    5 months ago

    these MFs convey weight in whatever the fuck “stone” is. don’t let them shame you for not using liters

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      It’s 14 lb. Definitely a contender for the dumbest unit in common use.

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        Should just be called a fortpound

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        The point is at the wrong place. And how much is this lb in litres?

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          0.454 l

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            5 months ago

            Thaanks!

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      They’ll also list height in meters and centimeters, but list driving distance in miles.

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        Nah, height is feet and inches

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          Depends which part of the country you live in

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        Rough people height generally feet (“a 5ft lass”, “he’s gotta be 7ft!”), actual height in m or cm. Except above a certain height and then well it’s a 15ft drop or a 3000ft munro

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        They’re metres and centimetres, but your point is still moot due to our prescribed 3000ft Munros

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      *litre

      https://www.oed.com/dictionary/litre_n2?tl=true

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        in this context i actively refuse to respect British spelling

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          It’s French.

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            And this is English. Do you write an exchequer or a check?

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              Yeah sorry it’s a cheque

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                *Czech.

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                  Czechmate

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              Haven’t written a cheque for years, it’s been online banking and digital payments and money transfers for years.

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          Whenever I see meter and liter spelled the English way I pronounce it Frenchly in my head with a gargled R.

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            “lee-tray”

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      Stone is only real used for body weights now, and mostly be older people. I see metric weights used a lot more in medicine and by younger folk now.

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