You’re to valuable to move you past this project! We really need you where you are!

‘If I get rid of the people that don’t like me, my score will go up!’

Can we join forces and spam X with a flood of Informative deep fakes of select individuals?

You just need to make sure you purge the gallium matrix before you attune anything above 50 MHz.

I always felt like it was a show for moms of geeks and nerds that missed their kids once they moved out.

It would appear that we have standardized school shootings here in the States.

This one wasn’t that bad. Remember that other one?

You going to catch The Game later?

That’s when living becomes loitering, so you’d better keep moving.

Series acid and went for a walk in 99, took my camcorder. Last thing I remember is recording a plastic bag being buffeted by the wind and suddenly I’m here staring at a little glass box in my hand.

Thanks! I was looking for witchesvsTHEpatriarchy for some reason.

Subbed.

I want there to be a witchesvspatreiarchy here, but I’m a dude and it’d be messed up if I started it.

A question for the ages… Or is it?

Jus a sammich, innit?

It is you who do not see…

The onion is the lube, the onion is life.

Man, the suburban house I grew up in would have been so badass if it had been surrounded by a multi tier porch fortress rather than a lawn.

Finally, I can add a layer to my tribal tattoos that can charge my phone.

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

I’ll get you THIS time, Sonic.

Monocultures such as lots with nothing but one kind of grass choke out local wild life. It is more beneficial to your local biome to have a variety of native plants taking up this place.

Also, immaculate green squares of grass with maybe a couple ornamental bushes are very boring and last century. Why spend time and money nurturing a sterile cookie cutter lot around your home when you can have a colorful, useful lot that nourishes you as well as local plants and animals?

Depending on where you live, grass lawns are often very wasteful when it comes to water usage as well.

This is all a moot point if you have a draconian HOA that will fine you for not having a lot that looks exactly like your neighbors. Maybe try to not move to a place like that.

One of the first viral vids I saw was the Harry Potter Puppet sing-along: https://youtu.be/Tx1XIm6q4r4

What’s-her-face!