The country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to protect property from the majority

• and so it remains

Had me in the first half

Oh,you’re exceptional alright…

Keep it up, Greenlanders. Fuck these pricks!

Meh, fuck Reddit.

The narwhal bacons at midnight

Yup, for me it’s Sync. And Sync is doing a decent enough job of bringing me Lemmy content.

Thanks, Bear Grylls.

And how likely do you think that is? Given the clown show that has gotten them to this point.

Can UK join the EU. Please.

We start by closing loopholes and making the rich pay their way.

And if they don’t? Guillotines, baby!

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

Everyone’s saying it.

Use two hands.

Aldi, mate.

Hey man, I dropped a log this morning that was 12" long and 1.5 inches thick.

That motherfucker was a majestic bastard.

I wouldn’t even put Trump in the same league as the skidmark that was left behind by this veritable ring-buster.

Gotta keep a baggy in the 'ol prison pocket

For unfurling a piece of coloured fabric!!

Go home America, you’re drunk.

I already had dozens of reasons to never buy a Jeep. This is just the cherry on a shitty cake.