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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago

Happy Thanksgiving

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Happy Thanksgiving

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HarryLime [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    this is kind of fun

    CHUD Thanksgiving:

    • STAND YOUR GROUND Maxwell House Coffee
    • FAMILY COURT can of cold beans
    • MY WIFE LEFT ME case of Old Milwaukee
    • RACIAL SLURS boiled hot dogs
    • diarrhea in the barcalounger
    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      • KIDS DON’T CALL casserole

      • SHADOWBANNED sweet potatoes

      • VEINY THROBBING HOG ham

      • stuffing

    • defedit@midwest.social
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      6 months ago

      i don’t know what this is, but i i love it. lol

  • AmericaDeserved711@hexbear.net
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    deleted by creator

    • BashfulBob [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      6 months ago

      It is officially gay to impregnate your wife

      • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        6 months ago

        Jackson Hinkle has joined the conversation

  • barooboodoo (he/him)@lemm.ee
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    This legitimately reads like a Tim heidecker making fun of conservatives joke, it’s so weird.

  • Sulvor [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    Removed by mod

    • barrbaric [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Wait, it’s not? How the fuck is “Jreen Bean Casserole” not a bit?

  • buh [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    stuffing

    😳

    • Bureaucrat@hexbear.net
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      anarcho-bottom

  • AmericaDelendaEst [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    Love my jreen beans

  • Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    WHERE’S THE MARXIST-LENINIST MASHED POTATOES meow-tableflip

  • sexywheat [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    One joke

    • TheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      My pronouns are jreen/beans 😂😂😂😭😭😭❤️🤩😂

  • BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Okay but are they vegan

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      They think vegans only eat kale

  • dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Conservatives are so bad at wordplay.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      A lot of these they could just shorten and they’d work a bit better ‘Pronoun Pie’ lose the pumpkin, ‘THEY’REkey’ instead instead of turkey although since I’m smarter They/Them/She/Herkey is what I’d pick, Tranberry Sauce, it’s right there, Mac n CRTs, Green New Deal Bean Casserole. No notes on stuffing.

      • dannoffs [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        DEIvled Eggs.

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Abortion Gravy. I got nuthin

  • pooberbee (they/she)@lemmy.ml
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    Oh god the mac and cheese is so fucking good

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Their One Joke: Thanksgiving Edition

    The height of comedy and wit

  • TheDoctor [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Tag yourself I’m stuffing 🥵

  • William_Nilliam [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    shouldv shortened it to crybaby sauce. also stuffing

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    I wish

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