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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

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  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    Don’t stare at them too much, or they might stare back

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      Migi

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      Lord, forgive me for what I’m about to do

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        Parasyte had a very brief seen where migi tries to jack him off iirc

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          Oh, I remember, also the stuff with Murano. Watched it a bunch of times, it’s a great series!

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    well at least you wash your hands

    Fox host says he ‘hasn’t washed hands in 10 years’

    Many Americans don’t always wash their hands after going to the bathroom

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      Well that’s gross.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    That’s why I just stick 'em in my mouth and suck all the filth off.

    • affiliate@lemmy.world
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      can you do mine next

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    There’s a book on OCD called The Boy Who Couldn’t Stop Washing. I have to wash my hands a lot for work, but that ok, I’m not OCD, I have a rationale! :-D

    OCD is no joke, and if you need that book, here’s a link: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/325571/the-boy-who-couldnt-stop-washing-by-judith-l-rapoport/

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      heh, I remember when I was younger I got kicked out of the bathroom before I was done washing my hands (I hadn’t washed them for long enough yet) and was told to finish washing them in the other bathroom.

      I might have possibly cried for almost a half hour lol (mental illness is not fun, especially as a child who doesn’t understand it with parents who don’t either)

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      That’s terrible

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    if you really want to boil your noodle…

    your hands aren’t even really touching themselves. if you go down small enough you strip everything down to atoms…and they are mostly empty space…the only thing that interacts are the nuclear forces keeping it all together.

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    What does that make me? A God of Fools!

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    Manus manum lavat.

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    I? I is an illusion.

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