worlds_okayest_mech_pilot [he/him]

It’d be neither baffling nor binary if you ever picked up a book, you silly little dipshit

My mistake for posting here I know better.

Clearly not lol

No that’s cooties

This is 100% a skill issue on my part, but I was never able to relax fully in a bath just because of how quiet it is compared to a shower. I’m so used to the constant splashing of the showerhead water. Hearing nothing but my soft splashes echoing in my bathroom feels weird to me somehow, idk why.

Uncritical support for the upcoming Sentinelese invasion of Arizona. May their arrows strike down the foul influencer menace

To be fair those soda tabs are sometimes a real pain in the ass to get my finger under even as a soda-familiar westerner

I wonder what they’re saying now

Mostly stuff like: “it’s just making people disagree with their movement!”

Who stops in the middle of their assassination to go to a public library and read the news? And upon reading said news, changes their plan and target?

We’re really dealing with some Level 1 Adventurers here. Starting zone shit

Meh. Hate when the news feels the need to report mundane, everyday occurrences.

If an F-35 actually flew, now that’d be newsworthy

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Just wait until the U.S. drops the next generation of self-placing, self-digging, blockchain-powered, AI-enabled landmines with variable weight sensor that can be set from “child” to “large adult.” Thanks to the patriotic American taxpayers, each mine is sold in a pack of 1 (one) for the cost of only $2 million USD. But you can’t really put a price on freedom, now can you?

Year of no presidents next

A god-danged one, or so I hear

NYPD Police Department of New York Police

I support the endless legal challenges that use this as precedent, at least. Maybe after the lawsuit case load goes up past the quadruple digits they’ll reconsider individual exceptions to copyright infringement

Well the other snack at these ghoul functions is the blood of the poor, and that looks bad on camera.

People Power Barty (PPB)

Hell yeah comrades it’s garbage time and we’re digging through all that trash

Lol do you have a link to that one? I never tire of Hitler getting dunked on by the Soviets