INFOHAZARD 
Get memetic kill agented
Rabies is a virus though
Mr. Kennedy’s Brainworm told me viruses are a mindset.
Rabies is the funny feeling you get when you hold hands with your sweetheart
No that’s cooties
Hmm I dunno, I’d argue prions have a far better claim of being perfectly folded proteins
That sounds exactly like something prion would say…
Luckily I’m a fucking moron and don’t know what any of that means
Here’s a primer: https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3882043/
Also Wikipedia has some models of proteins in their folded and unfolded configurations.
Protein misfolding is now implicated in the progression of hundreds of diseases; indeed, it is involved in the majority of diseases not caused by an infectious agent.
Prions are being mentioned because they are a famous example of contagious misfolded proteins, but really a lot of other diseases are caused by the same basic issue of misfolded proteins.
Anti-woke ideology was originally about refusing to think about the prions laying dormant in your brain so they don’t wake up. Unfortunately, someone misheard prion as pronoun and things rapidly spiraled downhill from there.
Pronouns, the prions of society.
Not my proteins crinkled as fuck and draped precariously on a chair next to my bed
The nefarious prion.
Ay who out here trying to get folded?
