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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant

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Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s bag, including $3,000 in cash, is stolen from DC restaurant | CNN Politics
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Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem fell victim to a thief while eating dinner at a downtown Washington, DC, restaurant Sunday night, the secretary confirmed Monday.
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  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.netM
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    Well it’s certainly not the Department of Handbag Security I guess.

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    It’s okay folks the robber was a cop. 3k in cash is evidence of a crime.

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    Damn good for the thief for getting that bag

    • plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      zizek finally achieving some amount of praxis

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    Hope the money went to a child SA victim

    CW: Noem supporting murder of child SA victims

    https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/03/politics/kristi-noem-south-dakota-abortion-trigger-ban/index.html

    When asked by CNN’s Dana Bash on “State of the Union” whether children similar to a 10-year-old child abuse victim who traveled from Ohio to Indiana to receive an abortion should be forced to give birth, Noem said, “This tragedy is horrific. I can’t even imagine. I have never had anybody in my family or myself gone through anything like this. … But, in South Dakota, the law today is that the abortions are illegal, except to save the life of the mother.”

    Noem told Bash [gender] would not be in favor of amending the current law – a so-called trigger law that took effect following the US Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade – to add an exception for similar situations, saying, “I don’t believe a tragic situation should be perpetuated by another tragedy.”

  • AnarchoAnarchist [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Who carries 3k in cash?

    • Lussy [any, hy/hym]@hexbear.net
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      She’s buying pounds at the dispo

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        Thanks for reminding me I need weed

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      People on the up and up

    • Cadende [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      yeah that’s pretty high tbh. I know people who carry a lot of cash for various reasons (often specifically for offering to buy crappy vehicles and other moderately priced things from people on the spot) but 3k is even more than that

      • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        tbf it’s probably pocket change to someone like her

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          honestly though the rich usually don’t carry wads of cash. If I had to guess I’d say that much like with the signal side chats, the whole administration is instinctively hiding their paper trail to avoid later scrutiny.

    • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      yeah was just thinking that alone is sus as fuck

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      She wore a 50 grand Rolex when she went to CECOT.

      DHS Secretary Kristi Noem posed in front of El Salvador prisoners wearing $50k watch

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      People who regularly participate in bribery.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 grand?

    everybody who works in the WH for the administration gets access to the in house pill mill, so this is about weird sex shit or like specifically illicit narcotics… but the hilarious bit is that whatever is going on, the parties involved are at ZERO trust, because it’s a cash deal. no possible reversal of charges, handshake deals, or whatever else can be sorted between parties that know each other and can float each other to avoid anyone carrying $3k in cash in a bag and having it jacked in a restaurant.

    fucking hysterical.

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      I miss pill mills

  • Xenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Oh sorry that was a bribe for me to stop telling people online that she murdered her puppy.

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    Sources allege that Melania Trump was spotted fleeing the scene aboard Marine One

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    4chan comes back up tomorrow.

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    New War Thunder leaks coming soon?

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    extremely sus amount of cash to be carrying

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    I wonder what meds were in there

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      deleted by creator

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    antelope-popcorn

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