“One foot in the grave, and the other one a banana peel”
Yessss, that’s exactly how it was for me. It just popped into my head one time and now it’s stuck forever
Literally the only way that I can remember who the bad one is is that Hinkle rhymes with stinkle
Understandable, I was hoping for old people fist fighting in a ring.
Side note: how come it’s called a boxing ring when they’re always square?
“Box Elder” is a type of tree, the county is named after it
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On a real “Oh won’t someone rid me of this turbulent priest” tip
Hey maybe this will finally clear up the giant backlog of ships at the port of LA that’s hasn’t gotten any better in years
working class paypigs
Great band name though
https://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Worried_Man_Blues.htm
This is just a modern update for the Worried Man Blues!
I keep thinking on the quip about the democratic platform being the exact same as the republicans but just a few years delayed. Hard to imagine the Harris administration wouldn’t have hit this benchmark regardless, the way things have been trending. It just wouldn’t have been loudly announced ahead of time as a goal to work towards
the laborer is the victim of that process, not the beneficiary. the capitalist who inserts themselves between the laborer and the provisioning of their necessities is the king of the assholes
The American economy from the perspective of the worker is like that one long shot in Goodfellas when Ray Liotta is just handing out 20s to every person he sees between the door and his table, but in reverse. You draw your paycheck and suddenly a million line up to take it from you
Idk about Poppy, but Dubya was lambasted by libs for taking too much time off during times of particular crisis. More than you’d expect, he spent the time he wasn’t golfing on “clearing brush” at his ranch for some reason. Conservatives kind of embraced it as a manly thing and defended him taking time off to pretend to work on his ranch
Shoot first, then don’t bother asking any questions
Why are they so concerned? It was completely appropriate when the US seized the gold reserves of Afghanistan, Venezuela, and Russia right? The rules based international order had no problems with it, a precedent has been set already!
This has always been the line I’ve used on libs: until it is more profitable to stop climate change rather than continuing to cause it, capitalism will offer no solutions. I can’t believe the top ghouls are starting to say it out loud to the news
For instance, the former Soviet Union in the 1990s