Nothing ever happens

It’s funnier that way

“Hank are you really gonna perpetuate the war in Ukraine over a bunch of rocks”?

now THIS is news

Calling it now Nick Mullen dressed up as a Chinese man in the most absurdly racist way possible and is pretending to be a representative of the Chinese government and the White House thinks he’s the real deal

No idea that was the one I saw on google images no wonder something felt off about it! Replaced it with the original textbook version

This deep dive uses astrology not as fortune-telling, but as a unique lens for pattern recognition in world events

leftypol

MORDECAI AND RIGBY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THIS TIME

#popecrash

When I posted that initially it was from my phone and the article had literally just posted so I couldn’t post the archived paywall free link I’ll edit the post with a link to the nytimes article

Sowwy! Breaking the news while I’m at work is tough but fixed

This is going to end with the definition of autism being changed to… whatever this is so they can say they got rid of all the autism huh

Edit: wait that’s too optimistic they’re going to say they ended autism by ending autistic people huh

Okay this is actually…. Big fucking news?

Edit: it’s a MAYBE but still cool! I know science news Isn’t exactly the purpose of this thread but it seems possibly big enough to warrant a comment here

nytimes

he’s running

More like a death sentence than a life sentence.

hmmmmm

Check again.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

lol admitting defeat already huh