My mom had a cool one that flashed when she got a phone call

I’m helping my uncle, Jack, off a horse

I’m helping my uncle jack off a horse

because they have souvenirs!

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If you send me a mug, I’ll write it on with a permanent marker :)

You’re welcome! ☺️

(jk I love puns)

I wonder what happened with their Megabloks partnership??

Anyone have that PDF that’s the size of Germany?

Missed opportunity to show a dead one as ghost type lol

You realize that there are proportionally more “old hags” out there than 18-20 year-olds? And that there are also proportionally more “old” people who may feel more attracted to those “old hags” that are closer to their age?

Edit: took the time to find the wiki page referencing how even our founding fathers liked older women

Is it a press for making tostones?

Don’t

I’ve never actually smoked one so I’m definitely not the best source! I know what its like breathing it secondhand - I can’t imagine what it would smell like if you smoked it through your nose haha

I mean, we have both mouths and noses, but I’ve never seen anyone stick a cig in their nostrils lol

For anyone else looking for more info

From Genius:

"Guns N Roses guitarist Slash – who wrote most of the music for this song – wanted the repeat of the chorus to change to:

Where the girls are fat
And they’ve got big titties

Lead singer Axl Rose didn’t go for it. Instead it follows with nice sights most Americans long to find. Particularly for being better than usual (after all, the grass is always greener on the other side).

Note the alliteration: grass, green and girls."

Thanks for the fun fact! I didn’t know this.

Oh my god, I’ve watched that before but I never noticed the “are you winning son” reference! lmao thanks for reminding me of the music video too, it’s excellent