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turnipjs@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months ago

rule of fish smoke

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rule of fish smoke

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turnipjs@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months ago
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  • Lux (it/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 months ago

    From a skim of wikipedia, it looks like most fish “breath” in through the mouth and out through the gills, so the cigarette would probably be in the mouth

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      4 months ago

      Only one of these looks cool

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        4 months ago

        Gills it is

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          Only one allows you to smoke double the amount of cigarettes compared to conventional methods

  • Shawdow194@fedia.io
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    4 months ago

    I prefer my fish smoking like this

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      That’s the product, OP’s pic is the process

      • BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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        4 months ago

        Mmm tar flavor

        • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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          I’d like a pound of the Menthol flavored smoked Floun-dah.

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    Mouth. Water goes in the mouth, across some cool counterflowing blood veins, and exits the gills.

  • salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I mean, we have both mouths and noses, but I’ve never seen anyone stick a cig in their nostrils lol

    • brb@sh.itjust.works
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      Me and my friends definitely did that as teenagers. It’s not pleasant.

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        I’ve never actually smoked one so I’m definitely not the best source! I know what its like breathing it secondhand - I can’t imagine what it would smell like if you smoked it through your nose haha

  • Marthirial@lemmy.world
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    The guill way would be like smoking a cigarette with your nose.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      im pretty sure the water goes into the mouth and out of the guills, so a cigarette on the guills would be like putting it in your nose while breathing in only through the mouth and breathing out only through the nose

  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    that first fish could probably convince me to do just about anything…

  • late_night@sopuli.xyz
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    4 months ago

    Mouth for attention, gills for results

  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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    4 months ago

    this is the essence of good worldbuilding

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    That second one makes me feel very uncomfortable.

  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I don’t know, but they’ll look cooler either way. I look great when I’m smoking a cigar behind my cheek.

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      aw man dont even get me started on me smoking through my lungs. so cool.

  • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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    Now, if a fish were to try a caffeine enema…

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      Emm, I can see Starbucks marketing their non-GMO, caffeine infused smoked salmon bagel sandwiches. Now with wider a-holes.

    • Zombie-Mantis@lemmy.world
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      Straight up the cloaca.

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    It would be impossible to smoke a cigarette underwater, so neither.

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      True that. The fish would vape.

  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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    I can hear the top one singing already

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    Second one

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