There aren’t gonna be presidential elections in 2028, I’m calling it now.

He will say that the elections are too expensive and that he will save 100 billion dollars of taxpayer money by not having elections. Instead of the elections, he will make a poll on Truth Social where 100% of users will choose him over Gruesome Newsome. NYT will run a headline about how great and cost-effective this is. Libs will post epic clapbacks on twitter.

However, the USA is a Travis Bickle factory so there is still hope that we will see a very funny headline by that time

First they came for the Coomers

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Coomer

Then they came for the Monster Girls

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a Monster Girl

Then they came for the Adam Friedland stans

And I did not speak out

Because I was not a center-left podcaster

Then they came for me

And there was no one left

To speak out for me

Just a dumb idea, but maybe the US military shouldn’t be doing their training near one of the busiest airports in the country?

We are so lucky that the rise of fascism happened in the 30s and 40s when people were willing to sacrifice their lives to stop it. If it happened today, people would be like “this is so epic wholesome bacon! take my upvotes!!”

The ruling class (and bootlickers) tripping over their dick to defend this is almost more pathetic than the salute itself

Obviously this is bad but I can’t get over the fact that he looks like a petulant toddler who knows he is being naughty. Just look at his face expression and body language. Mfer can’t even look menacing when he’s doing the hitler salute. First as tragedy, then as farce and so on

It was an honest mistake, could have happened to anybody. I hate it when I accidentally do the hitler salute twice in a row

This is not very important news but the latest conspiracy theory is people taking videos of the fog and claiming that the government is spraying them with a virus. The problem is that you can’t even laugh at dumbass conspiracy freaks since it wouldn’t be the first time that the USA government did a secret biological warfare experiment where it sprayed bacteria on its own population. You can’t make up any conspiracy theory that’s more horrible than something that the USA government has already done and admitted to.

Somebody should draw that map in order to give libs/chuds an aneurysm

USA doesn’t deserve to be a country. It should be split between Canada, Mexico, Cuba and indigenous peoples as a punishment for the horrible crimes it has committed throughout its history. Similar to Germany post-WWII

They were cooking until the last part which literally says “The solution to this situation: petition”

There’s a massive international conspiracy to enslave the entire humankind with chips and your solution is to sign a petition? That’s the most depressing part of this all

challenge accepted

Bro fell into Plato’s cave 💀💀

He’s trying to free the prisoners

Amber is the closest thing we have to a leftist grifter since she built her entire career on saying stupid shit in order to get people angry

I managed to watch this for 49 seconds before I tapped out. Why does this grown ass adult woman act like a petulant teenager

I thought this was a shitpost

Apparently this is a real ass image of Joseph Skibidi Biden walking into the Amazon rainforest