The essence of this image is making me feel weird
took me a while to realize that life without chips wasn’t referring to hot chips
Doctor, it feels like I’ve got tortilla chips under my skin, and I keep wanting to scoop salsa with them!
Morgellons: Cool Ranch
Life without chips? Just like, packet chips? Or fries? Surely it doesn’t include sweet potato chips, they’re still ok, right?
Wrong. You know why they’re called chips? You see those little white grains sprinkled all over them? Those are nano chips that when ingested concentrate themselves in your pineal gland and begin emitting 5G rays, cutting you off from the light of Jesus and Allah.
Chips as in the microchip Micro$oft is going to put in your brain when they do the end of the world. CRISPS will be safe, at least.
They were cooking until the last part which literally says “The solution to this situation: petition”
There’s a massive international conspiracy to enslave the entire humankind with chips and your solution is to sign a petition? That’s the most depressing part of this all
You know shit’s gonna get wild when woo types mention Ashtar Sheran
Me if someone brings this up:
Man, wait until you see that weird Jesus-is-savior website
Oh fuck yeah, a fellow Jesus Is Lord enjoyer
Ah shit this is the good stuff, some real geocities nostalgia.
I have an angelic dream that people will begin speaking in CZECH – in A SINGLE planetary language and will throw away 7000 different languages poked here by the infernal saurians from lots of other worlds so that people could never understand themselves.
This just feels like severe, untreated mental illness
imagining a victorian version of this but it’s about incorrectly-drawn saurians (the fossil record was still being assembled at the time) filling your body with tiny copper pipes in order to make you highly conductive to their negative harmonies
HAWK PTAAH JUST DROPPED
Hell of it is a lot of people thought barcodes were the mark of the beast when they first came about. This is - for instance - why Hobby Lobby’s inventory control sucks so bad
as soon as elon comes out with chips and the pundits sell it as a great advancement, these people will get them implanted i guarantee it.
mom can we have dr bronners soap bottle literature
mom: we have dr bronners at home
the dr bronners at home:
Hell yeah. I love this website. He owns like 100 different urls.
Like, it’s all problematic as fuck, but God damn did he spend time on it all.
I’m getting seven chips so I can collapse into a singularity of bad vibes like i’ve always wanted to
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