Me either, which really makes it even better… could be both.

“Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?” - Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas. Top tier.

Isn’t this the plot to the Bangkok level in Hitman 2016?

Well… that escalated quickly.

Not even in the top ten weirdest things today. Do you even internet?

Where is my own personal Jesus?!

This guy knows.

Am I the only one who read that to the Melody of Social Distortion…

I didn’t say we were important or supposed to be here. Just that we aren’t random. The initial state of the cosmos may have been random but everything after that is following a trajectory based on physics.

Confused in linux?

…but we’re not just random arrangements of atoms…

How dare you be so accurate!