Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]

I will hand it to him that it is traditional to believe in God when you are being considered for the position of pope.

What loot did he drop?

…And that kid was Albert Einstein.

Have you read Harry Potter!? Is it true that he is a wizard?

I’m less and less worried about him achieving his horrible political goals, but more and more worried that he will manage to catch smallpox somehow.

The Sentinelese have been too much on the defensive. I hope they kill a social media influencer or missionary in a completely offensive operation.

And she does this “frequently” in her own words, meaning she did it once, noticed her husband’s hurt confusion, and then decided to do it many, many, many more times.

Police will let you off with a wink and a “warning” for Tesla vandalism because they as an institution support it and do not want to prosecute you?

Article just alks about how he told police that he intended to kill the Treasury secretary, not a word about if he then succeeded. What about the initial targets? Are they dead?

The next time this pilot crashes an F-35 we will cheer their safe ejection.

Oh no, the woke communist companies!

Bullshit. Everyone knows North Koreans are immune to fire damage.

“Let’s not bring politics into it” is a weird and bold thing for an elected mayor to say about the enforcement of new laws within their city.

A lesser lib would have put “green and innovative” in quotation marks because they believe China is not actually green and innovative. Putting “manufacturing power” in quotation marks is a level of liberalism that is physically unsafe for the human brain.

I can swallow more AAA batteries before passing out than anyone else in the emergency room!

I knew US healthcare was fucked up, but I had my moment of disbelief when a colleague with dual citizenship tried to explain to me what Americans go through to pay their taxes. I literally thought he was lying to me because surely every state in the world wants to make it as easy as possible for people who want to pay their taxes to actually do so. But the US is exceptional I guess.

Gonna predict a quick and easy war based on enemy official military spending and the size of their standing army, eh? Gotta respect the classics.

Fuck him. I hope he dies again.

The guy on the left, second from the front… Is he wearing mime makeup? I know given his profession he is probably proud to be white, but that looks like a pressing medical condition.

A simple flyer reading:

“Check out our great value deals!”

Followed by 600 pages of nested footnotes both exploring how value is calculated under modern economic conditions and being unbelievably catty to various 19th century economists and finally promising to return to how these deals are struck in volume two of this ad flyer for Toothless Sam’s Car Emporium.