Hemmer countered he was on his own property in his underwear.

(I was gonna put a Dale Gribble emote here but apparently we don’t have any??)

I misread that bottom text as him being the 8,207th IOF soldier to be eaten by a shark

absolutely godawful, I cannot improvise to save my life, much less do it rhyming

(Is “cats paws” some expression that I don’t know?)

ya

Cat’s-paw: A person used as a tool by another to accomplish a purpose

they aren’t related at all, actually

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine,_Texas

Patriots are in control

Biden can still die in the next couple months

that band with the guitar nonce

BEEP BEEP BEEP

While we wouldn’t be concerned if he was learning a useful second language

Arabic is the 5th most spoken language in the world

he’s also got Slovene genes from his mom, Slovenians are like the tallest people in the world.