That makes it too easy: just attach a ropeladder to the broom. That doesn’t work if the broom stops levitating when you get off.

The flipside of this coin, is that a lot of people want to feel desired. Having someone who active craves you, can satisfy that desire.

I call this effect borrowing energy from the future.

I used to drink around 3 big mugs of coffee a day. Then I just stopped, cold turkey. Took a few months to get adjusted. But what surprised me, is that ALL tolerance to caffeine is gone. If I drink a cup of black tea, I will feel more focussed for a few hours, and less focussed a day or two afterwards.

I now only drink caffeine strategically. If I think todays problems are more important than the next two days problems, I drink some black tea or a cup of coffee. Otherwise I stick to decaf coffee, which fills the habit of drinking coffee perfectly.

What about the Bob Marley printer? You know, the one that is always jamming.

Please change the titel of your post.

Hungary has a very low income tax. Hence the high VAT. Denmark has both high VAT and income tax.

Before Microsoft demanded TPM 2.0, you could install the latest version of Windows on extremely old hardware. Easily reaching that 15 years. We had this already. And Windows 11 can easily run without TPM 2.0. Microsoft just has business reasons to demand it. So I don’t see how innovation is slowed down by this.

The tape is a sticky situation. But grounding them is pretty easy. Just keep the windows, doors, and cat flaps closed.

Kitty is just following instructions by bathing Amster.

Why the complicated if statements to check the sign? Just let the number overflow. Would be functionaly the same, and result in much prettier code.

Weird music to be headbanging on.

sudo kill THEY

Followed by a witchhunt for the person who has been messing the with airco, causing my feet to go cold.

Social dancing. Salsa, bachata and kizomba. You can dance yourself into a sweat without running out of breath.

Welcome to linux!

It is pretty damn good at autocompleting. A very helpfull, but not world shocking tool.

Coporate software engineer: Direct interface connection without a safety adapter inbetween.

Boardgame groups are great for low-stress social interactions. You don’t need to be good at anything. And when the social aspect becomes too much, you can focus on the game for a bit. The people you meet are also likely to be tolerant and understanding towards any social issues you have, as you are likely not the only one with a label.

Not just facelifting, but entire bodylifting!

Similarly to how paprika chips come in blue bags and salted chips come in red bags. Anything else is heresy. Unless you live right across the border, where it’s exactly the opposite.

Teflon Mark (Rutte) is the perfect guy for this job. Nothing sticks to him anyway. Somehow every single fuckup his governments made were always blamed on someone else. And any mistakes he made, he “has no active recollection of”. So these suck-up letters aren’t going to be blamed on Rutte; he was just doing his job: managing Trump.