I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?

If you like paying more for stuff, then yes, it’s a win 🥇

Yes! It’s such a burden knowing how things work and what will happen. People looking at you like “who’s this nerd with the answers?”

Fashion faux pas? Lock him up!

No, I don’t think I will.

Haha no.

Fake it tll you make it.

I suspect he is right. These tariffs will torpedo the economy just as intended.

FAFO, jackass.

Yes indeed. Unfortunately, it wears off and you’re still in a shit show.

Yep, I just want to sleep without worrying about shit.

Some people are a singularity of awful. A black hole of depravity. A trinity of terrible. But, don’t worry…

If you are religious, explaining things in a way that doesn’t contradict theology is tricky. If not, just keep it real. Thing are past the point of sugarcoating them.

Living the dream!

Often, people say that they are honest, but are actually just rude and unnecessarily critical.

I feel your pain.

Evolution is real because that is what the evidence says. You can come up with gymnastics to explain away the evidence, but you are not changing the facts of what we observe. I can come up with many far fetched ideas, but without evidence they’re worthless.

Black magic, really. Best not to know.

You see, making deals is an art, much like making fast food sandwiches. You can’t just leave it to any old teenager, you need a sandwich artist. We’ve got the best at making deals, a Picasso or Rembrandt really, so prepare for a masterpiece.

We can all sleep better knowing Shitler is on the case.