Problem is, she’s vegan, so she’s against picking flowers and against eating chicken.
It’s best you just save the money for a month or several and buy her LEGO.
Get out of here oligarch. No working man has LEGO money in 2025.
And no oligarch will spend 500€ on a crap LEGO car when a real (used) one costs less. And while Cada has much better ones for 200€.
Just don’t eat the chicken on the way home. You’re asking for trouble.
You may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese 🧀
I’m a man, but… what kind of cheese?
I am not a woman, but I would be fascinated too
Fun fact: if you are ever on a plane with a crying baby take a slice of cheese and carefully place it on the babies face. The parents will be so happy with you for calming the baby.
I read that on Reddit at some point. It seems like solid advise.
I’d be picking them bones, know what I’m saying?
Don’t you mean get “Us” a rotisserie chicken?
You stay away from my chicken!
Just hear me out, what if instead it was our chicken?
Why do you people always have to make it about politics??
What do you mean ‘you people’?
Don’t you mean „we“ people?
In mother Russia, chicken eats you!
The flowers?
It is mayday after all. The theme should be bread and roses. You should have your chicken and the flowers too.
Do the flowers also contain concentrated microplastics?
Those are complimentary
Of course! What doesn’t nowadays…
