A real villain should always plan that far. Muahahaha!

You can’t punish a billionaire by deportation. Like you can’t fine a bear for a broken fence.

No alcohol? Sorry, can’t think of any use of that substance. Throw it away then…

Does this thing have alcohol as an ingredient?

One more idea of this kind and I’ll boil your potato chips and a game console. Obviously you’ll like them boiled no less than in standard variants.

Scotty, warp it back again and return it to the kitchen.

Cigar and vape simultaneously? Nah, replace vape with sausage.

Another brick in the wall.

Nah, building will be fun. Bad time will be for those who will use that bridge:)

Nintendo: we will never abandon you because we need your blood and money to feed our lawyers.

Dog (and other big dangerous animals) owners in cities should be wearing tags with their basic ID data too. Maybe even those blinking lamps like firefighters or police. Don’t know how they’re called in English.

Hey, less scepticism more thinking and praying! ICE won’t “be held accountable” by themselves!

👍 Continue to do what you’re doing – you’re doing it well.

You can only be banned on certain instances/communities in the Fediverse.

We have instances where moderators don’t ban people they don’t like?

That’s how it works now: shut up and smile or get banned. Even here, on Lemmy, where I was hoping to avoid fascist Reddit moderation I was once banned for “antagonistic messages”. How dare I express an opinion that doesn’t match the “correct” one?

I can’t assess who is crazy in this pediatric fight, but asking questions and expressing professional opinions should never lead to losing the job.

Ok, I will. 'Till October…

No, the concept is trivial. I just point out that the coefficient isn’t important if the value is zero. And Canadians can make it zero at least at one direction.

I want 3 naps, please.

Listen, Canadians, you don’t need those tariffs-shmariffs. Just stop buying US shit. That’s it. No matter if that is alcohol or software. Stop buying it. And tariffs become just a stupid number for stupid Trump to drool upon.

Better to have a small Somalia2 than turn all the US into the Beautiful Somalia of Covfefe, don’t you agree?