Hatandwatch [she/her, comrade/them]

Giant?

Are psychopomps cops? Is this another bunny cop incident?

On an infinite scale a room full of monkeys and a typewriter will write pig poop balls

I’m tired of this targeted leftist infighting

Where’s the Parliamentarian when you need them? Why aren’t they stopping anything but minimum wage bills?? They hold so much power, the Dems told me so!

It’ll cause so many processing errors for them. After all how do you combat something you can’t against?

Guess I’ll just implement some illegal building techniques. Be gay do crime.

I’m like Zoolander, I can’t cum left

Third Slice: It’s in my hand

Such good capitalists here, cloning majestic beasts only to immediately cage and monetize them.

Free the dinosaurs!

That’s the Midwest™ that George Bush took us to war in! It’s a dry wasteland, full of sand snow people with religious head coverings and funny accents!

Okay so I’m gay, do I at least get two forehead kisses?

Change it to Twitter, coward.

Somehow Voldermort returned. There was an 8th horcrux: an uncast American ballot!

I don’t know about sad superheroes, but there are sad horse shows.

Ironic someone calling themselves “Civility” would act this way

Ironic someone calling themselves “Civility” would act this way

Wow downbearing this.

Wow upbearing this.