That’s the state Springfield is located.
Ohio.
Correct! 🎉
They are all Ohio.
It’s all stolen land.
No, the red square is the only NON stolen land. The native folk there said “we’ve been avoiding that patch of land on account of it being bright red. It’s kinda weird. You can chill there if you need.”
In the American tradition of intentionally misreading treaties, we claimed the entire continent
Oof, that’s gonna be an awkward conversation to clear up.
Oklahoma’s panhandle
No no I think that is the panhandle. It just looks inflamed - look how big and red it is!
Thermal expansion
tfw handle is larger than the pan
Oklahosas, sometimes called “Khamas.”
Half correct. That was its name before the Civil War. Bonus points for obscurity.
That’s the Midwest™ that George Bush took us to war in! It’s a dry wasteland, full of
sandsnow people with religious head coverings and funny accents!The Whataburger Exclusion Zone
Does that mean it contains no Whataburger, or nothing but Whataburgers?
Yes
Farkansas
Fartkansas
Israel
It's actually
Intersecting Colorado and New Mexico in the left, nebraska on top, Kansas in the middle and Oklahoma on the bottom. Right? I’m Australian. But I’ve been doing geography quizzes lately.
Starting a petition to move Israel there.
Unless it overlaps native reservations idk.
Looks like it doesn’t, but they still probably should stuck Israel in Germany.
When the whites said “we want the Ohio River Valley” they really were not fucking around
colobraskanoma
…they have an ointment for that, now…
If someone has sold you ointment then I’m sorry to say you’ve been scammed. Colobraskanoma can only be cured with aggressive radiation therapy overseen by a board-certified oncoloradoist.
Smdh falling for a travelling Colobraskanoma oil salesman in the year of our lord 2024
thank you for already responding to this dangerous misinformation
…my dad wants to shake your hand…
I’m trying to educate Americans here. Please be serious. 😑
That is the often referenced West Bumfuck.
that’s the great state of larry
Non Usian here, what’s the funny part?
The ignorance of Americans. 😂
truth
J/K; it’s a fake map.
No, I assure you everything on this map is indeed part of the USA.
thats california. most americans think california is on the west coast when its actually a square north of texas
Flyover #5.
Don’t fuck with me! We all know this is Serbia!
Ok Gunther
There he is, our beautiful boy
