It transports you 2 minutes into the future to the time when your toast is ready.

These movie sequels are getting out of hand.

Most niche/novelty electronic devices like this give you a USB port and a 1M USB cable and make you figure the rest out on your own.

like, you can’t even be bothered to spend 5 minutes entertaining your pet?

And this is the method of play that requires the least amount of effort since you only need to press a button and flick your wrist around.

That said I might buy something like this just because I like to nerd out on electronics like this.

The fucking Play Store UI is a hot mess too.

Man, fuck that shit. Form follows function, but instead they are doing what Apple and Windows 10/11 have done: make it ✨pretty✨ instead of fucking readable and actually usable.

I’m still pissed that in Windows 10 they removed the border around the title bar so I constantly click on the wrong ‘X’ when trying to close a window because they all fucking blend together with the windows open behind them. I’ve been forced to use Windows 11 at work and it fucking sucks with so much padding and wasted space around icons and whatnot.

Americans could find out they’re being killed en mass via gas chamber and they’ll go:

“Shouldn’t have broken the law!” As their 34-time felon president murders people with no criminal record.

Meanwhile there are idiots who still don’t realize how completely they were had.

I couldn’t have said it better myself. You’re finally starting to wake up.

When you have to start your argument with a fucking Merriam Webster definition, you should realize that your argument is shit. (This is of course the royal “you”)

Yeah when was the last time you heard the excuse that “we just have to keep arming Israel because of geopolitical alliances?” They sure dropped that one quickly before morphing into blaming individuals for not further supporting it at the ballot box. No criticism for the 15 months of this under Biden. No criticism of the actual fucking Democratic candidates who chose to support this in their campaigns leading up to their entirely predictable losses.

It’s just excuse and scapegoat after excuse and scapegoat while they let the world burn around them because it’s good for their polling numbers in the next election.

You seem almost gleeful that these children are still being slaughtered because you feel it gives to something to rub other people’s faces in. You’re disgusting.

This person is doing exactly what that mother of the child who died of measles did and that’s find whatever scapegoat they possibly can to blame things on because the alternative means acknowledging that they’re a monster and that’s too uncomfortable.

He “stalled” for fifteen months while we gave them money, bombs, and fighter jets? What was he stalling for exactly? Nothing has changed over there since the inauguration.

Oh man I love the page view counter at the bottom.

I’m sure it’s a basic shape because the technology is in its infancy, and they wanted an actual building in the end. The fancy stuff comes later.

I wouldn’t celebrate this victory too hard as this looks a lot like the 2020 US election and we all know things turned out the following election. I don’t follow Canadian politics too closely but they seem to share a lot of the same issues with the US, so the Liberals better use the Democrats as an outline of what not to do if they want to retain any sort of power and influence in the future.

Which highlights the importance of education and learning about the things people learned before us.

I wonder if Musk taught him this trick. He keeps pulling it out of his ass every time negative news (that he actually cares about like his recent polling numbers) comes out and he wants to distract from it. This is exactly what Musk used to do before he took the mask off.

Can’t tell if this is a list of Roman Numerals or the names of some of Elon Musk’s kids

If you put a fake mustache on that 0, it sure looks like a thumb.