You think a dirty poor could make million dollar dip? Of course not stupid. You gotta be rich in order to make something like that. The wealth trickles down, not the form of decreased food prices or rent decreases, but in increasingly decadent dips being made accessible to poor people.
Pull a Jordan Peterson and get put in an insulin coma for 8 months, it worked out well for him.
When you’re singing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” if you say “Root for the Home Team” instead of whatever team you’re supporting, you’re a anti-american scumbag.
But not in the cool woke way, in the stupid bullshit fucker way. I’m coming for you, you’re on notice.
Imagine me not initiating a conversation with you as a bit but I have to leave the comment here in order for it to work as you can’t track me not leaving a comment.
Holy Shit, the economy is completely fucked. 
I didn’t notice this at the time but the Dow Jones fell down to 0 for over 3 minutes this week on Wednesday. At the peaks of the Great Depression/Recession we’ve only seem that happen for 15 minutes total. We’re not just heading towards the cliff, the bus has already reached the fucking ground. We’re in the .3 second period between the hit and our spines being snapped.
White Hexbear users be like " I used to be a neo-nazi who yelled slurs at minorities but now I’m a communist who yells slurs at white people. No matter what political opinion I have, I will be using slurs."
Not doing a both sides thing here but I do find it funny how much they like using them.
They’re HR mostly. Loyal servants of capital now that it’s problematic to have white men as the overt enforcers.
An entire generation of white women who rebelled against sexism only to sign their souls away to capital when they moved up the hierarchy.
I do it all the time with my real life best friends Stavros, Nick, and Ian
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma
How does it compare to the Glowing TV?
That’s the only thing they had in the medieval ages. French people went fucking crazy and made 80324023 types of cheese for each day of the week just from milk.
The secret to unlimited hexbear updoots is to write two paragraphs, the first agreeing with the comment/post you’re replying to and the other with a surprise dunk.
If someone agrees with you, they’ll upbear and move on. If someone disagrees, they’ll hate read until they get to the dunk and then upbear because of sub[not sexual]version.
You’re joking but that’s not far off
To all you cumtown enjoyers.
Why don’t you follow your leader and shit yourself on live television while wearing white linen pants and then refuse to wipe. Nerds.
The major opinion on the left is that if you present masc and somewhat formal or preppy then you are evil. This in unironically a common sentiment.
Every single time I go to a new org it’s the same. I walk in and everyone tenses up. Obligatory butch or tall non-binary comes over to talk to me in a vaguely polite but warning tone. Then my more obviously left-looking friends comes over to introduce me and everyone immediately relaxes. “Why don’t you want to connect with your community more?” I wonder why.
FFIV was the last good one.
All that shit is liberal hokey.
Defragment your bios while flipping breakers for fun. It won’t hurt the computer none.
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