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PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 months ago

Werewolf rule

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Werewolf rule

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • blackluster117@possumpat.io
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    Bruh, start charging at a booth and never have to serve food again.

    • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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      He’d only be able to charge a handful of people, before everyone is sharing it for free.

      When I tried Skyrim Online, vampires would charge extortionate amounts to share it. Furrys would happily let you join the pack for free.

      • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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        You wouldn’t download a werewolf bite

      • shneancy@lemmy.world
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        i got my bite for free, and then gave out bites for free as well. Vampire solidarity! (that was during the days when you could see “50k vampire bite” in the chat)

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        Maybe there is a limitation of purity. Like the ones that got it from “infection” instead of genetics are not pure, so they cant infect more themselves.

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          That would mean that all werewolves would eventually become extinct as they could not reproduce. Their lineage would be in constant decline.

          Now, if you instead make it that only OLD werewolves can infect others you can have the same limit on sales with a reasonable excuse as to why they don’t overrun the world from exponential growth. Something like it takes years of transformations before the infection can change their genetics enough to be passed along through a bite.

          • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Uuuh no. They would just have to fuck one of their own kind to reproduce. Thats what i mean by getting it from genetics. The other commenter hit the nail on the head calling it werewolve eugenics. But yeah, being able to bit people to infect them sounds much more fun.

            • Match!!@pawb.social
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              no they would go extinct because they’d all be too busy fucking me

              • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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                Checkmate. Monster fucker wins by default as always.

        • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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          Mmm, yes. Werewolf eugenics

      • Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de
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        skyrim online?!?
        you mean eso or did i miss something?

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          Skyrim multiplayer mod, theres also a multiplayer mod for Morrowind but that one is completely unhinged given morrowinds playerbase.

          • Cruxus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            im not sure if there are servers that support large enough playerbases for vampires and werewolves to split into factions in any mod for skyrim or morrowind, let alone mods that support that many players at once considering there’s so much stuff that needs replicating to server and clients.

            they’re probably talking about eso.

            • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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              It doesnt sound like factionalism, it sounds like certain players offering a service for expediency. Also I only noted Morrowind as having a multiplayer mod as well. Hows bout ya look up some youtube videos on it so you can stop pretending that ya have any idea you are talking about.

              • Cruxus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                pfft lmao okay nerd

          • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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            I’d imagine it’s be unhinged based on Morrowind’s mechanics alone. Some guy zooms up to you, hits you with his fists until you have no stamina, then you lie on the floor while he zooms away.

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              More or less, ya also have folks just seeing how much they can break the game together.

      • Cruxus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        both vamp bites and werewolf bites are free now in eso, even in zone chat. i remember when people used to charge for it in zone chat but the supply is so high that it was easy to ask a friend or guildie to give you a free one.

    • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Legit. Start at 50k a pop first come first serve. There’s plenty of monied people who would run to get the cash.

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    OwO is that a potential werewolf bf I see?

    • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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      first, pet the werewolf bf

      then, kiss the werewolf bf

      then

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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        Please do not the wolf.

        • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social
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          why not 🥺

        • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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          AND THEN I MAKE SWEET LOVE WITH THE WEREWOLF BF

          • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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            Don’t make me tap the sign.

            • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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              The sign can’t stop me because I can’t read OwO

      • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Profit?

        • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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          I think you’d need to sell the werewolf bf to make a profit, and that’d be illegal, I’m afraid (unless hugs and cuddles count as profit :3)

          • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I think a hug and cuddle booth would work :3

            • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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              Can I invest in this enterprise?

              And be your first customer? :3

              • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                We can split profits 50/50 as you had the business idea. Now the tricky question is how do we expand this operation to a worldwide scale.

                • LordAmplifier@pawb.social
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                  We could do a “refer a friend” kind of thing. Maybe the werewolf bf knows somewolf who’d be interested in a job like this, and then it snowballs from there.

  • Wilzax@lemmy.world
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    Wholesome and distressing at the same time

  • nul9o9@lemmy.world
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    This got a giggle out of me lol.

  • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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    Why wouldn’t he share it?

    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      Probably because the typical werewolf is a cursed abomination that knows only the thirst for murder.

      He seems nice enough though

      • (⬤ᴥ⬤)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        they work as a waiter they have mastered the art of keeping their bloodlust down

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      They’ll attract attention and compete for prey.

      • alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml
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        There’s no shortage of furrys who want to be prey.

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    I saw a documentary about that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_C-Zaqqel8

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    Punching down on furries? What is this 2009?

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      How is this punching down at furries?

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        Hell this seems like the type of comic a furry would make. Say what ya will 'bout them but theyre pretty self aware.

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          Self awarewolf?

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            I hate this and I want to eat the class A amnestic pill.

        • Match!!@pawb.social
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          can confirm yeah

          • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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            Thank you kind person for having a furry pic as a profile picture to emphasize your comfirmation.

            Mind you theres dragussy behind Pelinal Whitestake in mine, but the focus is Pelinal Whitestake not the Dragussy, plus it adds to the fun of the image.

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