Don’t say I never did nothin’ for ya.

I can only imagine that the writers at The Onion are going insane because they just can’t compete with reality anymore.

Oh, they’re amazing. I really like Wisteria Floribunda. I feel like they compliment each other.

Treewave sounds like a fucking vibe.

I feel like Asimov’s statement has to be couched in some larger discussion. Taken in a vacuum, I can see some merit, but I can’t say that I completely agree with it. Incompetent in what aspect? I feel that his quote ignores intention. For some, violence isn’t something that they’re resorting to due to a failure to communicate through conflict, it is the preferred tool for the job. He comes off a little condescending and armchair intellectual-y here. I prefer the Sun Tzu quote someone mentioned earlier in the thread, “Violence is a precipitation of two sides unwilling to compromise.”

Please don’t break Toastify again. Please…

Gotta get a trainer with a weighted dull plastic blade before you graduate to the real thing. Helps avoid this predicament.

Welp, I’ve got something new to watch over the extended weekend. I’m ready to love Leon.

Quite satisfactory, lobotomite.

Is there any correlation between the current state of the world and every government backsliding into ultraconservative leadership?

You fucking simpletons. You actually elected away your own workforce. Genius.

Not in my area, according to this convenient banner ad.

Gnarly.

Sauce?

La li lu le lol?

Us is a plural subject, so I believe are is correct.

You will bow down before Zod!

“Why I oughta!”

Pre-shrunk cotton is where it’s at, home skillet.

Man, you guys really know how to kick a guy when he’s down. Time to grind for enough of a living to dissociate into the past! Goodbye cruel reality!