Awww shit, time to rewatch my favourite Jike Mudge movie starring Lon Rivingston; Space Office (9999).

Haha, I can’t believe this guy has the job of manually changing all the dates on the company’s database, this place sucks. I bet the past was way better.

It’s why I’m afraid of heights. My brain freaks me out sometimes. I’m by no means suicidal but when I see off a high place I wonder what it would be like to fall. I almost feel compelled by the rush of it.

The part which makes the crocodile angry?

Wow that case you mention is fucked.

I can’t imagine life after blowing my face off, on top of whatever made things bad enough to go that far.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not claiming this isn’t insider manipulation, or that it should be legal.

What I’m saying is people have a personal responsibility to be informed about the risks associated with cryptocurrency.

At this point, if you lose money on a pump-n-dumps, that’s all on you.

The same could not be said five years ago, when influencer coins were unheard of.

I understand that, but I seriously doubt these people are losing essential money. If you can afford to buy Hawk Tuah coins for the ‘community aspect’ then they probably aren’t at risk of losing their life saving.

There’s a big gap between what’s happening here and telescammers robbing grannies for example.

At this stage, I have no sympathy for anyone dumb enough to invest in an obvious pump-n-dumps.

They’re called billionaires.

Christpussy

TIL The Vatican are Keyblade Masters.

Decreased blood pressure leads to an expansion of blood vessels.

You guys are gross. He’s obviously working through his brain hemorrhage.

Anyone else get the urge to pull the hat down?

If you’re an atheist: we’re in hell, literally.

If you’re a Christian: we’re where hell will be, when Jesus comes back with cigarettes and half a bottle of bourbon.

my favourite misbelief is that people are already in heaven, and that hell is a ‘place’.

What the bible claims will happen: second coming of Jesus happens; believers are resurrected, believers are raptured, and then war breaks out. Jesus fucks off with the angels and everyone left on Earth is “in hell” (permanently separated from God).

Everything about hell being a demonic underworld is from Dante’s Divine Comedy.

What if you’re a pervert? That’s a pretty decent excuse.

I’m confused, is this a problem with your seat, or your height?

Now I’m curious what you’re driving.

Modern safety standards make it so that the seatbelt locks in a crash and limits your longitudinal inertia.

That’s what I was trying to say.

I’ve now realised that I’ve explained myself poor. To reiterate;

Seatbelts reduce whiplash, so does correct posture. Poor posture inherently leads to a loosed seatbelt because it extends the range between you and your seat.

A lot of people consider a crash which lurches you forward, but if you get rear ended, the difference which matters will be your posture. If your head and neck are cushioned, you’re going to be much better off.

Fair point about the broken spines. It’s not hard to imagine how much worse things could be without correctly fitted headrests and seatbelts.