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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

How dare he

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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago
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  • Jojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    No units -> my brain reads those numbers as ages…

    Those elves are too young to be dating.

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      Going by which lore though. In D&D 5e, Elves reach adulthood by 100 years of age.

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        Whichever one is funniest.

        So… Keebler.

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          Rankin-Bass.

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      I thought they were pounds and had no idea why that was relevant to the photo-taking issue.

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      I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they’re probably considered by society so… basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old… yeah… come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you’re both matured.

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      150 in elf years is basically 15 for a human.

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      this is why the US customary unit system is superior to the metric system, we don’t even have to write out a unit, we just hit an annotation.

      classic feet and inches W

      obviously /s but seriously go get your own shorthand units, it’s nice.

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      LMAO you’re not wrong tbh

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