schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoxkcd #2986: Every Scientific Fieldxkcd.comexternal-linkmessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1305arrow-down1external-linkxkcd #2986: Every Scientific Fieldxkcd.comschnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square28fedilinkfile-text
Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps. https://explainxkcd.com/2986
minus-squareShelena@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·8 months agoMy research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·8 months agoYou grow the Hadrons for the collider?
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoThey hose down the court after the collisions.
minus-squarecaseyweederman@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 months agoNo, that’s ridiculous! They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.
minus-squareH4mi@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·edit-28 months agoI know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·8 months agoBusted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.
minus-squarespaceguy5234@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoAt least you have job security!
minus-squareTriflingToad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agook but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging
My research is so specific that I would doxx myself if I explained what I do.
You grow the Hadrons for the collider?
They hose down the court after the collisions.
No, that’s ridiculous!
They encourage the hadrons to climb into the collider.
I know of only one field that is specific enough like that. Carolynne?
Busted. Carolynne will now need to skip town, as she has done several times in the past.
At least you have job security!
It is very secure
ok but like PLEASE I need to know what it is you got me curious I’m begging