“no no no, I cut OBAMAcare”

Pools closed

“Hand crafted, Real Sugar, Small batch”

Everything okay over there America?

Those maga hats and trump flags are going to cost a fortune.

Performative rubbish meant to inflate egos, not further the cause.

“Nooo, I said don’t fight back! Not fair!”

He must be doing something drastically wrong for not even the ThotBots to be matching with him.

Ive always loved Carmageddon. Can’t wait for this HD remake

Just casually threatening war with NATO. From Mr “yOuR ThReAtEnInG wOrLd WaR 3” less than a week ago

A lovely little display for Russian state media to play out tonight. “Look at the west fighting themselves, soon the war will be over!”

Look at the part where he says it’s “disrespectful to THIS country”. I think he had to catch himself there to stop him saying it’s disrespectful to someone else. Like anyone involved in the mob, you invoke the name of your boss and let them know he’s unhappy when you are trying to intimidate someone.

Look right, you cant hold him accountable for things he said after he had taken his thinky-thinky pills.

You have to wait untill he’s had his wakey-wakey dust and then he says things he might remember.

Through all of this, the one thing people should have learned is that you can’t shame a right wing Nazi.

“Putting them on blast” isn’t going to do anything because meaningless and inconsequential words are their weapon of choice.

By all means express that you don’t agree with what’s been done. But don’t anyone think for a second that strong words will have any impact on someone who couldn’t give a fuck about what you have to say.

Lactose bigotry is amazing. I want to add Gluten Fascist to the list

“My guy, you got that Ligma for real”

“Excuse me?”

“Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it’s like, super aids or something, devvo’ed”

Are you mad?! We can’t possibly progress any further in resolving that issue untill those pictures of Hunter Biden’s dick are released to the public!

“yes, but what about the golf course they are gonna let me open hmmm? You even consider that Mike?”

Its been measured at 3.6% ABV