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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish ·
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Hotdog rule

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Hotdog rule

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    I’ve never needed a product this badly in my life. I have so many friends that compulsively pick up and fiddle with anything in my house that is not nailed down, this will be like catnip to them. Traumatic catnip. It will be my sweetest revenge.

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      And once the joke is over, you can celebrate with your wiener

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        So I noticed two seams… can you load the wiener both ways? That’d be some kind of celebration.

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        • Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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          Now you can have a hot diggety great time with the Footlong Stroker Masturbator! You will be sure to get a full load of mayonnaise when you slip your firm shaft into this massive Stroker! Made out of a durable PVC Plastic on the outside with a “Real Feel” super soft skin silicone on the inside…this fun little Masturbator gives a whole new meaning to the term “Take me out to the ballgame”! This Discreet Play Toy enables you to proudly display it anywhere until you are ready to “Get Wild”…then Both ends screw off to reveal an Anus on one side (for the more adventurous)and a Vagina on the other. Sticking your wiener in a bun will never be the same. This is an outrageous play toy for the man who really “Loves” his wiener!

          You’re welcome. I think.

    • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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      Maybe you need one of these as well.

      • Jojo, Lady of the West@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I’m so disappointed that it is a normal human dick and not a duck’s corkscrew dick.

        • I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world
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          A few hours with a 3D printer and for wish could be granted!

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    “Honey, do you have anything for the garage sale?”

    “Yea, I got tired of fucking this hotdog weeks ago.”

    “K babe.”

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      It was an estate sale, duh. For some reason no one wanted Grandpa’s novelty Fleshlight collection.

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    Bruh who tf sells their Fleshlight at a garage sale

    • Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The guy who buys a hotdog fleshlight.

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      People cheat with their neighbors, why can’t they also fuck each other’s fleshlights??

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      When they got it as a gag gift and never used it, or because they themselves thought it was something else

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    You probably should mark this as NSFW btw.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Sure.

    • DJDarren@thelemmy.club
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      But what if OP works at the hotdog fleshlight factory?

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    Hotdogussy

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Perfect gift for docking enthusiasts. Put your weiner in this weiner.

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    Still could be a dog chew toy without the ‘chew’ part

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    Is that what they mean by giving the dog a bone?

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    Such a rip off hot dog, you have to bring your own sausage.

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    It’s just a weird fungus

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    Glizzy guzzles you?

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