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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

Hello, fellow kids.

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Hello, fellow kids.

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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https://xcancel.com/tedlieu/status/1818708208351150521

  • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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    columbo The mango vape? Ah yes that shit is bussin respectfully, sir. No cap. My mommy gf doesn’t allow it in our apartment, though, she’s trying to quit, you see, so I always have to get a hit from the boys. Do you mind?

    *inhale*

    columbo-donk Fuckin fire, sir. Well, I should dip and leave you to the grind.

    one-more-thing Oh wait, just one more thing. I thought you’d find this interesting. You see, when they found the guy his shit was all fucked up, but there wasn’t any evidence. The only thing they found at the scene was an empty mango cartridge in the trash. *clue noise*

    columbo If I’m being deadass with you, sir, you’re starting to seem a bit sussy.

    *amogus x columbo theme*

    • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      hero-of-socialist-labor

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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        Well, I’m just copying from Gianni Matragrano who was reading a 4chan post.

    • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Can someone please explain what “mommy girlfriend” is about or why young guys refer to their girlfriends as “mommy”? Is it that the girlfriends take care of them, or they’re older, or financially support them, or is it a big booba thing? I’m so lost, I don’t get it.

      I feel like referring to a girl as “mommy” would never have flown during my 20’s.

      • Darth_Reagan [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        its just a reversal of girls calling their bfs daddy. youre basically on the money. i think its also playing with traditional top/bottom roles in m/f relationships.

        • ashinadash [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          why the cishets gotta be this way

          • Darth_Reagan [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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            the gays are calling each other mommy/daddy as well I assure you

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              Much cooler, uncritial support =)

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            I don’t think non-Anglos call their bf “daddy”. Seems more like some Anglo weirdness.

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              I don’t know if that’s true, papi.

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              Anglo moment yea I assumed there would be related analogues in other languages, huh…

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        shinji-froggy-chair i just want someone to love me

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      Gianni’s rendition of this is exquisite (as are all of his Columbo videos)

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        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
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      Oh no I just hit a mango vape before I read this and now I feel lame.

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      amazing

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      I miss mango juul pods. Juul became cringe ever since they got rid of all the good flavors.

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