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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago

New Kelly: Right Ear, Right Now

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New Kelly: Right Ear, Right Now

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 months ago
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https://www.theonion.com/right-ear-right-now-1851606905

You guys would be cluggin’ a few cans, too, if you had my wife.

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  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Did you pawn my jewelry

    Apologize to my mother

    You gave me an STD

    good lord i don’t think i’ve laughed at a kelly bit this hard in a long time

    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      And bringing a rolling pin to the bar your husband lives at

      “Take My Wife, Please” Kelly is the best

  • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    tag yourself i’m commies

    • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I’m the STD

    • Red_sun_in_the_sky [any]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      I’m the mother

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Did you pawn my jewelry

    You gave me an STD

    Yoooo this Kelly is dark.

    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      10 months ago

      Sequel to this one

      • TillieNeuen [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        Quite possibly the best use of “latest fad” we’ve ever seen from Kelly

        • Grandpa_garbagio [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Embassy Suites (fancy hotel)

          • TillieNeuen [she/her]@hexbear.net
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            10 months ago

            hahaha

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        hahaha

      • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        There is an open condom wrapper on the bed there.

        • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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          Good catch. Must have come from somewhere else.

        • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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          won’t stop crabs

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            crab-party

        • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          Condoms break

      • booty [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        unbecumming

        hahaha

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    oh yeah, Trump got shot or something. can’t really remember.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      lol

  • 4am@lemm.ee
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    you gave me an STD

    nit-picking wives

    :jesus_christ:

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    from my lips to Kelly’s ears. the man speaks with the voice of generation.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Probably because he is one himself but he really has his finger on the pulse of boomers. The dad in every comic is just this deadbeat alcoholic womanizer.

  • Elon_Musk [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I can’t believe this is a real Kelly. His usual stuff is more tame.

  • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    :commies:

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      sicko-hippie

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      and :sicko-liberty:

  • Procapra [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    the onion

    Oh, that makes a lot more sense.

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