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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Eventually you outgrow him

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Eventually you outgrow him

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MacedWindow@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

    A: Because he can.

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      My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.

      I guess also because they can…

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        Fun coupons. So many fun coupons

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          ok but like do they also kiss him for that? because eww

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            It’s the legal way to sell your body.

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        Because he is famous and rich?

        Whats hard to understand about that?

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        Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)

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      How do you even date twenty people at once???

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        It’s easy when they’re only 3 years old.

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