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And everyone in town will tell you how FUCKING life changing Scratchy Dick’s will be, then you try it, and it’s, like, just not bad.
Or worse: bad
Just be sure not to confuse it with Scratchy Dick’s Big Fuck Shack (with crabs). Entirely different experience.
Yet, still passable with drawn butter and lemon wedges.
Wow, I grew up in Panama city beach, I’ve been to that place, my lil brother worked there lol
On the other hand, American beaches have far less old man dong swinging around.
Yeah, because Americans are prudes and are afraid of human bodies, sex and abortions.
I’m not afraid of any of those things, I just don’t want to see some old guy’s low-hanging ballsack.
Don’t stare then
Mistaken comment.
Right… And you also don’t want to see abortions.
No, I’d be fine with seeing that. I’ve edited many medical videos.
Please don’t speak on my behalf.
Ok, so abortions are better than dongs for you. That’s a progress above an average murican!
The freedom to have an abortion is, indeed, much more important to me than the freedom to be naked on a beach.
Why isn’t that true with you?
Well, you see, the problem is that they all have the same importance. Unless you’re a prude.
I’m trying to make sense of this comment. All I can gather is wherever you are from only bisexual men are allowed to have abortions… Sorry @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world , no abortions for you until you want to see an old man’s dingle berries.
You can’t make sense because that squid person tries their best to derail the conversation.
As an american, this is accurate… at least in the ““south”” Stupid religious cultural expectations/norms.
Haha, Is this a thing? I’ve been to one french beach and I opened my eyes to see a old man ball sack in a mesh speedo walking practically above me while laying out.
Clear winner
Clear weiner?
Those are kept in the nightstand at home.
On a clear day, you can see forever.
Sounds made up but 100% literally true
I found several Le Nautiluses in beach towns in France, so it checks out so far.
Here’s the other piece https://dirtydickscrabs.com/menu/
It’s entirely possible they still do, but I can confirm in the early 90’s they sold T-shirts that said “I got crabs from Dirty Dicks.”
Yep. Venereal parasite-themed seafood restaurants are what makes America special.
The question is: who stole that from whom? There are a lot of crab joints with that or similar marketing. Joe’s Crab Shack asks “Got Crabs?” on the front, then lets you know “We Do” on the back. Tracy’s King Crab Shack has a shirt that says “Tracy gave me crabs”. It seems like a lot of seafood restaurants with crab in their name are itching to get you inside with their marketing.
That’s a question worth a google search but I have no idea how to phrase it.
“Who gave me crabs first?”
I’m surprised how nice the website is.
Another one from Ocean City, Maryland - Brass Balls Saloon
And its the only place open all week
Locals call it Scringos
The locals just call it The Shack and it might just be a dirty tourist trap but damn if their wings don’t slap and it has the cheapest and coldest beer on the beach.
In Latin America too but they call them Mandinga Ranchs, basically “The biggest black dick of the biggest black dicks ranch”
fuck shack baby fuck shack
Facts. Eggslut in Venice Beach is fire
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Every German beach town has a Tante Antjes Teestube or something similar.
In the future, they will all be Barbara’s Rhabarberbar.
Shout out to Biscuits and Porn in the OBX
Does scratchy dick have something to do with salt life?
Nah, scratchy dick has everything to do with the sand and bits of shell in your shorts. The burn comes from the salt and the crabs.
