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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    ‘Thy’ means ‘Your’.

    • Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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      Specifically the singular version of your. You used to be plural version only.

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      *Thou then

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        That would make it “Take ‘you’ money”.

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        Thine.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Meine

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      And? It still works.

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        It makes sense, but doesn’t follow the format of the meme, which uses “my” (as you, no doubt, already knew).

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          Silence thyself and take mine wealth?

          (Can’t use taketh, it’s like takes, not take)

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            “Mine” before a vowel, “my” before a consonant.

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              Oh! That’s why it seemed off. Okay, “take mine earnings” would be okay then?

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                “Earnings” is a consonant and “earn” would be the vowel. Sorry my Bad!

                • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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                  Something tells me you got consonants and vowels mixed up with nouns and verbs. E is always a vowel lol

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              But never mine within a bowel.

              • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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                Or do… We don’t kink shame here…

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                  As long as you’re wearing a helmet and have a canary, I guess 🤷

          • tegs_terry@feddit.uk
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            Stint thy clappe und tac thy coyne!

            • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸@lemmy.world
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              Now, see, we’re still running into the same problem here

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                Whassat?

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              Love “Stint thy clapped” but the 2nd “thy” puts us back where we started where we started. And “und” and sounds a bit too Germanic to me…

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        “shut up and take your money” is not the meme

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          The meme is Monty Python’s version of King Arthur. I totally believe they would switch it around for the joke. It might not be grammatically the same, but it’s thematically correct.

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    Monty Python and Futurama is the crossover I never knew I wanted

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      Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled like Slurm!

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      Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We’re going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.

      Sir Robender: I’m not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.


      Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!

      Branniganthrax: Oh, I’ll show it to you. How would you like some… [Steps closer] peril?

      Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.


      Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.

      Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.

      Hermes: What…is your name?

      Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.

      Hermes: What…is your quest?

      Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn’t listening.

      Hermes: [sighs] What…is your favorite color?

      Fry: Purple-orange.

      Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.

      Robender: What?! THAT’S EASY!


      Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.

      Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord…

      Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!


      Fry-thur: One…two…five!

      Leelancelot: Three, Fry.

      Fry-thur: What?

      [Explosion]


      Fry-thur: Whoa, that’s cool. What’s your name?

      Enchantress: There are some who call me…Amy?

      Fry-thur: Dope.

      Amy: I know, right?


      Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

      Matt Groenig (live action): I’ll never die.

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        I just watched this in my head. Thank you.

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          Glad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write. And it definitely got away from me.

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      - She turned you into a newt?
      - It’s okay. I had another guy.

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    I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

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      No one knows how to use trails properly. Runners weaving from side to side with sound canceling earplugs in are also problems. Doesn’t matter how loud I signal if you’re blasting music in your AirPod pros.

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        Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

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          Get bone conduction headphones

  • CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    It’s real

    3D printer files linked in the article.

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      CNC machining often uses the same filetypes. I don’t know how long 3D printed parts would work here.

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        Often I see CNC machining use CSG formats, while 3d printing boundary representation formats.

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      Looks like I can avoid plastic by printing some templates and using a band saw. Probably will have to do some redesigning to make it work on my bike since I have shocks up front and a rack in the back.

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    “You’re using coconuts!”

    “Yes.”

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    Here’s the video:

    https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=41XUG09vYEQ

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    Where did you get the coconuts?

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      We found them!

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        In Mercia?!

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          Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?

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            The swallow flies south in the winter but these are not strangers in our land.

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              Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

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      Cut the handles off a couple of plastic coffee cups and use those

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