That moment when calling a child a racist slur in order to start a gofundme crosses your mind as a legitimate business tactic…

Glad to hear that these officials are staying up to date with current affairs…

2028: Guys! I think this Trump guy may be subverting democracy! I think he’s a fascist!

Snake Plissken, actually

Man, just in time for them to release the 108 version of their keyboard…

OK… So when does the burnt out phase end??? Is it like a “build the studio and it’ll happen” sort of thing? I can’t really judge that well, burn out and all…

You’re correct, this isn’t martial law. It actually appears to be the establishment of a gestapo for Trump to go after anyone he deems to have violated his law or stopped him from arresting those who have committed “crimes.”

Who’s got Hegseth linked to child porn, sex trafficking, or other dark shit through Signal on their bingo card?

And you pinpointed exactly the issue right there…

People who don’t know what they’re doing asking something that can’t reason to do something that neither of them understand. It’s like the dumbest realization of the singularity we could possibly achieve.

Feel free! Happy to contribute!

This was way more effort than I wanted it to be…

Particularly Rule 1: Post only links to articles

And even that’s bullshit, his approval rating dropped to 34% last term. These guys can’t even look up a Gallup poll on Wikipedia…

Yeah, so there is not really a megalomania disorder in the DSM. The DSM categorizes both narcisism and megalomania as facets of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Meaning he can have both. Megalomania is characterized by an obsession with power, the need to control and manipulate others, and delusions of grandeur. Narcisism is characterized by a lack of empathy, overinflated sense of self importance, and a need for admiration. He clearly exhibits all of those traits.

In fact, while we’re at it, throw in antisocial personality disorder in there as well, deceitfulness, lack of regard for social norms, and impulsivity.

According to several sites, on average, there’s about 8 gallons of urine in your average in-ground swimming pool or 2 gallons in your typical above-ground pool.

Luckily urine is 95% water and chlorine and filtration removes the rest.

I think it’s time we stop assuming this is just simply stupidity. He’s an entertainer who’s made his public career by being a meme while at the same time being a conman. He’s been effectively toeing the line between joke and conman for decades and knows that if he plays dumb and schmoozes enough, he can do whatever he wants. We’re talking about a guy who successfully turned “You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy.” into “it’s just locker talk between guys.” a close relationship with a known human trafficker and pedofile into “he’s a terrific guy,” and proceeded to walk away from a rape case and 34 felony convictions with no penalty.

Time and time again he’s shown exactly the kind of guy he really is, and it isn’t just a bumbling idiot. It’s a career criminal who knows exactly what he’s doing and how to be smooth enough to get away scot-free. Why would this be any different? Just because it’s on a grand scale?

This isn’t even a subtle attempt to destabilize the world market, and yet so many people are just like

“He looks like a living band-aid.”

If he’s fit, I’m a fucking olympian astronaut…