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Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

If life gives you a gator, should you make Gatorade?

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If life gives you a gator, should you make Gatorade?

Etienne_Dahu@jlai.lu to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works
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    When life gives you gators, don’t make gatorade - make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn gators, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the gators. I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!

    • Ryru Grr@lemmy.world
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      You have been in stasis for 99999…

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      First they’ll chomp ya, then they’ll explode!

  • 5PACEBAR@lemmy.world
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    Yes

  • Mok98@feddit.it
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    No you make a friend, gators are cute

  • VulKendov@reddthat.com
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    If the gators in question are the Florida Gators American football team, then yes.

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    When life gives you bees, make bait.

  • stanleytweedle@lemmy.world
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    You can just name it Gatorade and you kinda made Gatorade when life gave you a gator.

  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca
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    No, you should make leather and a gumbo.

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    When life gives you limes, the lines are always greener

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