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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

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SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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    Welcome to Dicks. Can I help you find anything?

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      There’s a fast food chain in the Seattle area called Dick’s and their motto for a while was “eat a bag of Dick’s”.

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        This just proves to me more and more that my business partners were/are prudes. We started a bratwurst stand. I wanted our slogan to be “We just want our sausage in your mouth.” They voted it down because it was “too risqué.”

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          Here in Germany we had an ad for a “Tiefbauunternehmen” / “civil engineering company”.

          The German name translates to “deep building company”. Their slogan: “Experten für untenrum” / “professionals for the parts down below”.

          I hope the translation works

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            The translation works. Dick jokes are dick jokes.

            • melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee
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              not necessarily a dick joke in English; sounds like they could handle whatever youve got and whatever you want accomplished with it.

              • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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                Fair enough

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                  if its only a dick joke in German, they come off as way more competent in English.

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                    I dunno, don’t speak German

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          When I was in high school, the girls’ running team made shirts that said, “Fast girls have good times.” It’s been more than twenty years, and I still think about how funny that double-entendre is.

          So, yeah, you would’ve sold a lot more weiners.

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          That’s an awesome slogan. Fu- I mean “screw” prudes.

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            Wasn’t it hooters that was later called butt fuckers in Idiocracy? I expect better from all of you

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              The scene was for the burger chain Fudruckers where they kept misspelling the name

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      • The Giant Korean@lemmy.world
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        This is amazing. Would eat Dick’s.

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        And as Sir Mix-A-Lot said: “Dick’s is the place where the cool hang out; the swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout”

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    • Wilzax@lemmy.world
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      I’ll have the balls

      • DNOS@lemmy.ml
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        I Will have the bees

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      Have any been spotted?

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