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Elaine Cortez@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

When we clean out a vacuum, we become the vacuum cleaner

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When we clean out a vacuum, we become the vacuum cleaner

Elaine Cortez@lemm.ee to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    1 year ago

    Or alternatively a vacuum cleaner cleaner.

    • Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      I have to blow out mine with the air compressor sometimes. So I think that makes me a vacuum cleaner pressure cleaner or maybe a pressure vacuum cleaner cleaner…

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      If you then get in the shower, the shower becomes a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner.

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        I was about to make a joke about cleaning a shower but I fear the rabbit hole that it would unleash.

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      When those people die, better dispose of the bodies with a vacuum cleaner cleaner vacuum cleaner!

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    Now I am become the cleaner, the emptier of vacuum dust bins.

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    ERROR: 33x12850 at neuronbox

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    One of the best shower thoughts I’ve heard.

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    You wanna get high and clean up bro?

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      When and where

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    This vacuum cleaner sucks.

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    Maybe the vacuum was within us all along

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