MTGZone
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
suckaduck@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Bottom left for sure

lemmy.world

message-square
34
fedilink
128

Bottom left for sure

lemmy.world

suckaduck@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
message-square
34
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Wooly@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    34
    ·
    2 years ago

    Either of the right two, it’s gotta cover your bits.

    • bongus_urongus@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      2 years ago

      I see the tail peeking through so there’s a tail hole. Hopefully there is also a poop hatch…although you’d probably have to get a buddy to open it…

      • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 years ago

        Can a centaur scratch it’s butt?

        • TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 years ago

          That’s what the spear is for.

      • samus12345@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        What would a centaur toilet look like? 🤔

        • bongus_urongus@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          2 years ago

          Everything the light touches, young centaur, is your toilet

    • Something_Complex@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      No he can’t remove them if he needs to use the bathroom it’s clearly option be 3

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Does it have man junk and horse junk? It appears to only have horse junk in which case the top right would be correct

    • suckaduck@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      10
      ·
      2 years ago

      Yes, okay, but imagine being a centaur with bottom left pants. Easily accessible pockets are not to be underestimated.

      • thorbot@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        arrow-down
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        Pockets, sure, but then you got the ole horse cock flapping in the wind look though

        • Caradoc879@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          4
          ·
          2 years ago

          It’s a feature, not a bug.

        • vreraan@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          2 years ago

          It is retractable that of the horse and other animals, you don’t need pants to hide it.

          • thorbot@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            2 years ago

            How have you come by such advanced horse dong knowledge sensei?

            • Madison420@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              2
              ·
              2 years ago

              The… HARD way…

              • thorbot@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                2
                ·
                2 years ago

                Ohhh myyyyy

      • QuinceDaPence@kbin.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        4
        ·
        2 years ago

        Surely a centaur would just have saddle bags for easy to access storage.

    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 years ago

      How do you even put those on? You’d need some kind of helper device

      • amos@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        I was trying to figure that out too. Best I could figure, you’d start by putting the rear legs through both holes then sliding it up to right behind your front legs. Then do some kind of maneuver where you pull your front legs up to your body and try your best to stretch the pants a little bit to get your front legs into the top hole then down and out through the front leg holes, then finish sliding the top hole up into place? Idk I’ve now thought way too long about how a centaur would actually put pants on.

  • InternetTubes@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Removed by mod

  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    2 years ago

    If you can’t let your junk fly free, I don’t even see the point of being a centaur.

  • foggy@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 years ago

    1 and 4 are the same, it’s just 90s vs 2020s style.

  • slem@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    2 years ago

    But why would a centaur weat pants

    • fernandorincon@reddthat.com
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      2 years ago

      Formal occasions?

  • Belgdore@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    Depends on how big a slut he is.

  • blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    For once OP has a truly unpopular opinion and it goes in Memes instead. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

  • AFK BRB Chocolate (CA version)@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    3
    ·
    2 years ago

    I’m not sure either of the bottom ones are possible to put on without some amazingly elastic material.

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 years ago

      Zipper in the back.

  • user_already_exists@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    #4 but with front pockets…because…more pockets!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    They wouldn’t. They would refuse and fight you if you tried to put them on one.

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    4

    • suckaduck@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 years ago

      As a centaur I think I’d be too proud to entirely cover up my horse half. Plus going to the bathroom would suuuck

  • Gork@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    Bottom right in the winter, bottom left in the summer.

    “Shorts”

  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 years ago

    If I had a huge horse dong I would use it to impress the ladies and make huge cash on only fans

  • spacesape@lemmy.nrsk.no
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

memes@lemmy.world

memes@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !memes@lemmy.world

Community rules

1. Be civil

No trolling, bigotry or other insulting / annoying behaviour

2. No politics

This is non-politics community. For political memes please go to !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

3. No recent reposts

Check for reposts when posting a meme, you can only repost after 1 month

4. No bots

No bots without the express approval of the mods or the admins

5. No Spam/Ads

No advertisements or spam. This is an instance rule and the only way to live.

A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

Sister communities

  • !tenforward@lemmy.world : Star Trek memes, chat and shitposts
  • !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world : Lemmy Shitposts, anything and everything goes.
  • !linuxmemes@lemmy.world : Linux themed memes
  • !comicstrips@lemmy.world : for those who love comic stories.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 4.28K users / day
  • 9.08K users / week
  • 15K users / month
  • 28.6K users / 6 months
  • 3 local subscribers
  • 14.6K subscribers
  • 5.5K Posts
  • 164K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Tenthrow@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org