“I’ve arranged for you to use— za glory hole…”

Bigfoot is real. The only problem is he’s no cryptid monkey or something but only a very unkempt hairy and fat Reddit mod. He also has a post history about his cum tree.

Big… foot.

Where did those entwives run off to, anyway?

The legendary trunkussy

Meanwhile, in an alternative universe: even more proof that humans are real, with the camera pointing at a weird geometrical structure surrounded by rubbish.

Now, this is just the History Channel 24/7.

A shame since they used to have such detailed documentaries and shows like The Universe

holy shit israel