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robocall@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago

Relief

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robocall@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year ago
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  • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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    I just did that a few minutes ago and now it smells like something died in my room pls help

    • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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      You probably released a demon and require an exorcism. Call the pope.

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        The pope would probably tell you to have the courage to raise the white flag and give your home to the demon.

        • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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          Pretty sure that’s a direct quote…

    • Ioughttamow@kbin.run
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      Smoke for a decade until your sense of smell is gone, lifehack!

    • Venator@lemmy.nz
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      Just crack open a window and light a candle.

      • BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world
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        Instructions unclear, candle stuck in ass

    • robocall@lemmy.worldOP
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      hire a curandera with some sage to cleanse your home

  • Chestrade@lemmy.world
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    Or burped a nausea away

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That one’s super risky tho. I have about 50/50 on stomach acid intrusion.

      Have you ever sneezed away your nausea? That’s a good one. Bewildering, but I’m not arguing.

    • Hailstorm8440@sh.itjust.works
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      So true

  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    Do it right as you orgasm during sex to double up on endorphins!

    • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world
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      It also gives that last thrust a speed boost

  • cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    The ones that relieve your lower back pain are the best

    • CptEnder@lemmy.world
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      Honestly facts

  • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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    Can’t say I’ve ever had the pleasure. It almost always comes with company, if you know what I mean

    • robocall@lemmy.worldOP
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      Is the company poo?

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      My dark passenger(s)

  • wavebeam@lemmy.world
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    I have ulcerative colitis and this is me

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