I upvoted because she said Lemmy

I love that kind of security

We might get a trade deal with our greatest ally… Next the rest of the world…

I don’t know if half the country hates him. They definitely hated Harris.

I’d tell you to put some pants on! lol

That shark’s name? Luigi

Great job, dumbasses

When you go outside with tea, I believe you are more nose blind.

When I eat leftovers the day after, or go camping, food tastes better because I am nose blind to the flavors. My brain becomes alert to sudden flavors when I eat outside, and grows fatigued when I am cooking/preparing indoors.

Read more on wikipedia Olfactory fatigue

The career opportunities for my partner’s career are basically only available in this region of our country.

I have been encouraged/peer pressured to eat shrimp with the tails on. I declined and ripped them off.

Cool!

Collect evidence. Audio record them imitating you, and knocking on the walls before you approach your landlord.

This looks like a clip from Washington week

They should have left their personal phone at home, and brought a burner. Without the fun apps on it.

This epitomizes the short shortsightedness of trumpism.

I am American and can confirm I feel like this.

Has America considered asking Panama for eggs? Or Gaza?

There’s a lot of liquor stores on the way home

Still the safest way to travel… Just a little less safe!

Have you tried walking?