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Gork@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

When you like pancakes but hate IHOP

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When you like pancakes but hate IHOP

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Gork@lemm.ee to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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References:

Price of wholesale buttermilk pancake batter: https://www.foodservicedirect.com/krusteaz-buttermilk-pancake-mix-25-pound-1-each-74798.html

Average pancake weight: https://www.answers.com/Q/How_much_does_a_pancake_weigh_in_grams So (30 g + 45 g)/2 = 37.5 g

Price of unlimited pancakes as of 2022: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2022/01/15/ihop-all-you-can-eat-pancakes/6540034001/

  • Gork@lemm.eeOP
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    Because unlimited pancakes breaks the laws of physics and decency. Even if you had a machine whose primary goal is to make pancakes and use whatever mass is available to it, eventually there will be no more matter in the universe to make pancakes and it would be finite, not truly unlimited. This is blatant false advertising, hence I’ve got it out for IHOP.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      They just use a pancake particle collider to generate new pancake matter.

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        When milk, eggs, flour, and baking powder collide at a significant fraction of the speed of light, what happens?

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          In all probability?

          Fire.

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      What do you think of the term bottomless instead? Lol

      Maybe all you can eat?

      • Gork@lemm.eeOP
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        Gay pancakes. These are both fantastic and delicious.

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          That took a turn I didn’t expect 🤣.

          My youngest would be 80% pancake by now if that was a thing.

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