Besides what do you yell out when you’re doing it? “oh I’m edging?” gah boring and uninspired versus “I’M CRANKING MAH HOG!” bold makes a statement.
HE’LL YEAH 
jorkin’ is communal subaltern.
free time is bourgeoise, got it.
You are only part of the working class while you are working. 168 hour work week NOW!
What about us who are underemployed and work only gigs to try and make ends meet because we can’t find a full time job?
That’s called docking iirc
I’m at that age now where jerking off feels like choir and I want to just get it over quick.
Big Mood. When I was younger I’d set aside like an hour or two to watching porn, then getting off, now even with a tenga it’s like “alright let’s get this over with so I can be on with the day”.
same but I think it’s the prozac doing its thing for me
I’m on lexapro but I still manage to get morning wood, but some mornings I’m just like “ugh I want more sleep not to bust!”
What about toobin’?
toobin’ the zoom
I love that Toobin still has his big boy job with CNN. Whenever he comes on air I yell out to myself “IT’S TOOBIN!”
What is ookie-cookie?








