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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days ago

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I edge on company time

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Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I edge on company time

Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 23 days ago
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  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Besides what do you yell out when you’re doing it? “oh I’m edging?” gah boring and uninspired versus “I’M CRANKING MAH HOG!” bold makes a statement.

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      skeleton-motorcycle HE’LL YEAH skeleton-motorcycle

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    jorkin’ is communal subaltern.

  • GiorgioBoymoder [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    free time is bourgeoise, got it.

    • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      You are only part of the working class while you are working. 168 hour work week NOW!

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    What about us who are underemployed and work only gigs to try and make ends meet because we can’t find a full time job?

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      That’s called docking iirc

  • TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I’m at that age now where jerking off feels like choir and I want to just get it over quick.

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Big Mood. When I was younger I’d set aside like an hour or two to watching porn, then getting off, now even with a tenga it’s like “alright let’s get this over with so I can be on with the day”.

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      same but I think it’s the prozac doing its thing for me

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        I’m on lexapro but I still manage to get morning wood, but some mornings I’m just like “ugh I want more sleep not to bust!”

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    What about toobin’?

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      toobin’ the zoom

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      I love that Toobin still has his big boy job with CNN. Whenever he comes on air I yell out to myself “IT’S TOOBIN!”

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    What is ookie-cookie?

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