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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

The fuck do I do now?

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The fuck do I do now?

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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      Change where their silverware drawer is to assert dominance.

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        I fart in the silverware drawer. So then they will open it like ‘boy oh boy I need a fork right now OH NO ITS FARTS!’

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          Take a dump in their nipple cabinet.

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      I want a friendship divorce and I’m taking the house with me

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        Think of what this will do to the ottomans! Won’t someone think of the ottomans!?

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      Honestly if my friend did this I’d let her reorganize my kitchen.

      She’s about the same height as me, and lives in a tiny place, so she’d probably have some good ideas.

      Also my cabinets and drawers are a mis-match hodgepodge (they aren’t all the same depth or height; some of them have lost half their volume for unknown ancient-house reasons) so I’m always down for ideas.

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